Revelation to save Canadians BILLIONS!

So we were discussing government on IRC the other day, and I mentioned that we should team up and create a better party: The IRC Party of Canada.

Our platform:

We promote the disbanding of all non-raw text based communication, and non-newline based communication protocols.  Encryption is mandatory for all communications.

Think about it, how much money could we save the country if we just got rid of the mess of having 308 people in parliament, just fill the house with a nice server cluster, and we’re good.  People wouldn’t have to get dressed to attend, parliament could be carried out from the comfort of your own bed.  We could create the PIRCd (Parliamentary Internet Relay Chat Daemon), voting would be done through a bot, the speaker of the house would have Netadmin rights on the server, and +Q in the #CDN-Parliament Channel, MPs would have +v, and backbenchers would have no voice, just like it is right now in the House.  Leader of the government, and leader of the opposition parties would have ‘localadmin’ and think of how easy it would make it for Harper to fire his MPs if they spoke out: “/gline <MP>”.

I’m sure we could iron out more of the details, but I truthfully see no issues with this new form of government……….